Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Psychics.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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