- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Women's rights

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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