- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

poop.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

the economy.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

White men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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