- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

That is so fetch

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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