- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

2 + 2 = 4

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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