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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

knock knock who's there? faith

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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