Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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