if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

HELLO EVERYONE

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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