- Anti Joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

if you don't like this you're gay

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

richard is fag

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily