- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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