Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Michael Brown

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

THe Election

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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