- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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