- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

I like touching my boobs

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Asians.

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