Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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