Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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