- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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