So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Click here to end the world.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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