Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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