A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

which one is easiest

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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