- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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