- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

why was the boy sad? because.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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