- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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