what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Oh, right

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

richard is fag

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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