- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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