- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Wolfjob.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Tony Romo

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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