- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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