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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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