Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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i like men but im not gay

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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