- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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