- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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I am very humble.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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