- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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