Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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p lkl

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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boys

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Ol-ive

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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