What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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That is so fetch

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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