- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

You sick fiend

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Connor is homo

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Face Hunter is scum

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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