- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Asian women drivers...

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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