- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Women's Rights

My spelling is horrible

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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