- Anti Joke

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!