- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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