A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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