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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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