What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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