What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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