What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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