- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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