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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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