- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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