What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

knock knock whos there? nobody

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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