- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...