It's okay, I got the yogurt.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

women rights

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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