- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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