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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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