- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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