- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I once did something.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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