- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why can't jokes spit?

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I once did something.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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