A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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baloney sandwich

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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HOLY COW!

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My mom

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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