- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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