- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Water? I hardly know her.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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