What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Click here to end the world.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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