- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Guess what? Bananas

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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