How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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