- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What is black and has no education A tire.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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