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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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