- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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