so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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The Princess is in another castle

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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