- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

I was watching Fox news.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

ur an fagit

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Bob Saget that is all

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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