- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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