- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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