Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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