- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

I hate blackniggers

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

your face

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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