What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Immigration Laws

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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