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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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im not food

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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