- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

mitchell palmer sucks

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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