What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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My Butthole.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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snowglobe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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