- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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