Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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sadf

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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