I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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all hail based mark

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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