What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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haha black people :D

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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