- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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