- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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