- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

I hate blackniggers

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

your face

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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