- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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