- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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