- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

The GOV and the WHO?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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