- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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