How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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