- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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