- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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