- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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