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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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