- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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