whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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