What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

whats my name? Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Knock Knock? Come in.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

hey justin

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

where is the world?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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