- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Hail Hitler

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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