A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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