whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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