- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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