Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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