- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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