- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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