why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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hello

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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RUN

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Women's Rights

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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