- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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