- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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