- Anti Joke

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

My mum is called Steve