- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

National security?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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