Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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