- Anti Joke

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the house burn down? Obama