- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

#Getweird

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Your sex life.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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