- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's old and wrinkly? old people

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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