- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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