How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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