Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Women's Rights

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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