- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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