2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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