A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

How long is a china man?

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

i hate non minorities!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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