- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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