- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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