A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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