Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Mitt Romney

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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