- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

do you have a wife?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

whats up and also down? your mum

Kys

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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