Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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