A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Terraria

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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